Michele Bachmann Welcomes Armageddon, Millions Will Die, But Jesus Will Come Back

Michele Bachmann (Gage Skidmore)
Michele Bachmann (Gage Skidmore)

By Hamish Balfour

Former presidential candidate Michele Bachmann is one of a handful of Americans who actually welcomes a potential nuclear war with Iran.

According to the website Right Wing Watch, Bachmann, a former representative, told Religious Right radio, the nuclear agreement with Iran had set the stage for the end of the world, but that was a good thing.

Bachmann said the rest of the nations of the world would unite against Israel, leaving the U.S. as its only ally. This is predicted in the Bible, and marks the End of Days, she said.

“The time of the great tribulation is upon us,” Bachmann said. “Sure, millions of people will suffer, about half the Jews will die and homosexuals will be sent to hell, where they will be sodomized by demons for eternity, but after that Jesus will soon come back and make everything right.”

Bachmann added atheists, agnostics, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, Wiccans, pagans and other non Christians, would all burn in hell, but god-fearing Christians will enjoy eternal life in heaven.

“On the bad side, heathens will be be tortured for eternity,” Bachmann said. “But on the bright side, us Christians get to live in Paradise.”

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